10 Steps To Eurobliss

Your job as a member of the EUROBEAT Sarajevo audience was to:

1. Practice making noise with your clacker (if you didn't have clacker - you should have LOOKED IN BAG!). You were there to support your country, but please make sure you at least smiled for other contestants!

2. Marvel at & ogle contestants in wonderment (they were people on stage).

3. Choose your 3 favourites entries (no touching).

4. Vote: your hosts Boyka and Sergei told you how.

5. Enjoy interval recreational activities (such as drinking and singing your country's song).

6. Come back after interval. It was polite. Find out genuine live voting results and see if your country won.

7. Go home, tell your partner that Eurobeat was better than sex, but you must be double-check.

8. Tell all friends to come to theatre for good good showing!

Some useful Bosnian phrases:

Help! - Upomic!  
I've been injured - Povrijedio sam se 
Do you have a toilet? - Da li imate je WC? 
I need asprin - Treba me lijek za boi 
How much is this turnip? - Koliko je ovo repa?  

The cast